Added: Jul 19, 2008
From: Ottawarocket
Duration: 6:18
Rocketized version of a song by the Arrogant Worms ..Please friends lets save the Veggies Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale. I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail. Vegetables live in oppression, served on our tables each night. This killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fight. Salads are only for murderers, coleslaw's a fascist regime. Don't think that they don't have feelings, just cause a radish can't scream. Chorus: I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream) Watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed) Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories) How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad) Carrot juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime) Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go) It's time to stop all this gardening (it's dirty as hell) Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade is a spade) I saw a man eating celery, so I beat him black and blue. If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two. I'm a political prisoner, trapped in a windowless cage. Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips by killing five men in a rage I told the judge when he sentenced me, This is my finest hour, I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower Chorus How low as people do we dare to stoop, Making young broccolis bleed in the soup? Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes Let potted plants free, don't mash that potato! I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream) Watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stirfry are sealed) Grated and steamed with no mercy (you fat gormet slob) How do you think that feels? (leave them out in the field) Carrot juice constitutes murder (V8's genocide) Greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes, your composts are graves) It's time to stop all this gardening (take up macrame) Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.....
Channel: Music
Tags: arrogant carrot is juice murder ottawa rocket worms
Rating: 5.00 (78 ratings) Views: 950' favoriteCount='26 Comments: 137
fdviller Says:
Jul 28, 2008 - Pretty cool video!!! DeVilleresBrods
wjbr111 Says:
Jul 29, 2008 - You my friend, are such a HOOT..LMAO!! All my best Rocket.. BillyRay
Quetzie21 Says:
Jul 29, 2008 - i saw a comment that made a plea to "give peas a chance." I have to agree with that; I too believe in "whirled peas." Anyway, we will NEVER invite Neil or Bob over for a party!! Unless we want to play "kick the can!" LOL. Make my steak bloody as hell and grapes are fruit but ketsup is a veggie, according to Ronald Reagan (he used to be a president somewhere?) xoxoxoxo
2ruby202 Says:
Jul 30, 2008 - Very clever :)
gilchannel Says:
Jul 30, 2008 - That was a very cool and humorous song Rob!! Great video!!! 5*****
allshookup77 Says:
Jul 30, 2008 - That was great Rocket! Save the veggies!! (LOL)... I enjoyed it... FrAnK (5*****)
THEREDNECKPEPI64 Says:
Aug 1, 2008 - have a great weekend bro! L4L Pepi
jesselonlyheart Says:
Aug 1, 2008 - funny face you rob
EstebanChurches Says:
Aug 2, 2008 - It's a shame what people do to veggies. Love the song and your psychedelic T-shirt. I hope you are having a wonderful summer despite all those changes you mentioned. Keep rockin', my friend!
jesselonlyheart Says:
Aug 2, 2008 - rabbit are cillers too , but they have a great eyesite...whoahahaha lol
Ottawarocket Says:
Aug 2, 2008 - Hey Quetzie yes lets give peas a chance : ) Whirled Peas lol..Hey only I am allowed to say puns that bad! Yay lets a a steak so rare that it moos! and red wine the same color as the blood lol..Ok Medium rare for me ok! Hope things are rockin down your way my friend xo Rob
Ottawarocket Says:
Aug 2, 2008 - Hi Manni..I forgive you my friend for killing all those Veggies..I have been known to eat a few veggies myself ..sometimes they go great with steak : ) Thanks for your wonderful comment my friend Peace Rob
imafishgod Says:
Aug 2, 2008 - U R hysterical....Very Radishishcal♥
Quetzie21 Says:
Aug 2, 2008 - Sorry didn't mean to steal your pun!! Ok..meat on plate still alive (fresh!) and red wine Yummy and NO VEGGIES, give peas a chance. No..I'm heading your way, so maybe we'll meet in the middle!!!
DrfeelgoodEH Says:
Aug 3, 2008 - This was awesome
hum97 Says:
Aug 3, 2008 - Funny stuff!
DwgFcdGrmln Says:
Aug 4, 2008 - Oh Canada ! ;)
henryjanok Says:
Aug 9, 2008 - great song about killing . . . (lol)my friend. Heinz
Rising6219 Says:
Aug 9, 2008 - Rob now thats one heck of a veggie tale...lol
Quetzie21 Says:
Aug 14, 2008 - Ahahahah...every time I watch this I crack up and then I put some peas in a blender and whirl them, yeah.."whirled peas" we sure could use some now, don't ya think???
fariethesun Says:
Aug 15, 2008 - I think I have missed this. Awesome Rocket. 5* + fav Hugs to ya Heidi
TheLowLifeGang Says:
Aug 15, 2008 - what up mad man drinks on rocket md
NINTHMARINE Says:
Aug 17, 2008 - YEAH ROCKET SING IT!!!.,All meat and no potatoes.....lol.....well done my friend ..and im not talking bout how you like your steak...lol,.,,X
ParadiseEarth1 Says:
Aug 17, 2008 - LOL @ Neal & Bob... :^) and I'm with you doing everything we can for the veggies Bro -- I mean in this unmerciful world, someone has to sing up for the ones that does not a voice! A revolutionary cover Bro! More Power To The Veggies!*****
Ottawarocket Says:
Jul 27, 2008 - Pepi thanks Bro ..Low for life my friend : )