Added: Jul 5, 2008
From: 24baueraddict
Duration: 2:4
*Notice: all I did was compile the vid, the voice and story is Jefflered's* Enjoy the story... New Jersey native Jim Dowd gets off the ice, after dropping like a brick from a Filip Kuba high stick! Kuba, passes to Jeff Finger, Finger gets fingered by Derek Roy who immediately falls down! Finger, passes to Aki Berg. Berg gracefully wipes out and the puck goes right to Sergei BEREZIN! HE'S GOT ROOM! OH! HE SKATES PAST THE PUCK! ROBERT REICHEL GETS IT...PASSES IT TO HOGLUND...EMPTY NET! IT GOES over the net....RIGHT ONTO JOHN POHL'S STICK! FANS ON IT. WOZNIEWSKIIII...ITS OFF THE POST! THEY'RE KILLING THEIR OWN PENALTY! THAT CROSSBAR IS A GOALIE, AND A GOOD ONE AT THAT! ARVEDSON CLEARS IT TO MCCABE AND HE'S ON A BREAKAWAY!!! SLAPSHOT! RIC-OH-SHAY'S OFF ROB RAY'S HEAD! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! ITS ROLLING, RAYCROFT COMES OUT OF THE NET TO PLAY IT...SLIPS ON HIS PAD STRAP! BERARD DROPS FOR IT, HOSSA COMES IN TO SWING AT IT, AND HITS BERARD IN THE EYE! COLAIACOVO COMES IN TO RUN HOSSA, HITS THE BOARDS AND IS DOWN! TUCKER COMES TO COLAIACOVO'S AID, AND OH MY, HE IS HIT BY ALFREDSSON! YOU HEARD ME! KABERLE IS DOWN! MARK BELL COMES IN AND SMASHES INTO ALFREDSSON! And we're finally going ot get a penalty...but BELL FLEES FROM THE SCENE! THE COPS ARE TRYING TO GET HIM BUT AVERY SCREENS THEM! BLAKE GETS TOLD BY COACH BOMBAY HE MUST GO GET THE BUCK BUT HE BEGINS TO COMPLAIN HOW HIS CANCER DOCTOR SAID HE CAN'T CHASE PUCKS! KESSEL YELLS AT HIM, SAYING HE DOESN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO GET IT! A PISSED OFF ILYA KOVALCHUK REMINDS HIM THAT HE ONLY HAS ONE BALL, KOVALCHUK RACES FOR THE PUCK, STARTS PUMPING HIS FIST, AND IS CRUSHED BY MONSTER DION PHANEUF! NOW HERE COMES MIKE KOMISAREK, A BIG BODY PRESENCE, AND CRUSHES PHANEUF! ZDENO CHARA THROWS HIS STICK ON THE ICE AND KNOCKS OUT LUKE SCHENN! THE REBUILD MUST START AGAIN IN TORONTO... AND THE PUCK GOES INTO THE NET! OHHHH BABY! RUHHHHHHH (HABS GOAL HORN) HELLO HELLO, HOLA I'M AT A BLACE CALLED VERTIGO (DOND ESTA) ITS EVERYTHING I WISH I DIDN'T KNOW EXCEPT YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING I CAN FEEEEELLLLL FEELLLLLLL
Channel: Sports
Tags: aki arvedson berg bruins dion dowd habs hockey jefflered jim kessel leafs magnus nhl phaneuf phil reichel robert
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