Added: Sep 4, 2008
From: Thunderf00t
Duration: 11:0
This video is copyright free for educational purposes. Feel free to mirror these videos with or without accreditation. For other videos of this genre check out http://www.youtube.com/user/andromedaswake http://www.youtube.com/user/potholer54 http://www.youtube.com/user/cdk007 http://www.youtube.com/user/AronRa http://www.youtube.com/user/DonExodus2 http://www.youtube.com/user/ExtantDodo http://www.youtube.com/user/BonoboBill http://www.youtube.com/user/EdwardCurrent http://www.youtube.com/user/patcondell Part of a series of videos exposing the funny stupidity of creationists and why they deserve to be laughed at. In each case the creationist statements are shown to be outrageously stupid by even the most rudimentary knowledge of science. In this episode Jonathan Wells of the creationist organization The Discovery Institute is taken to task over his bizarre assertions that the inability of a burst cell to spontaneously reassemble means that abiogenesis must be impossible. The bacteria is a modern organism....the end product of 4bn years of evolution. It is a complex organism and as such can compete in the biosphere using the fast reproduction 'strategy'. The reason bacteria are around today is they are vigorous reproducers. Jonathan Wells seems to be attacking the proposal that 'MODERN bacteria were the first life on Earth', which is in reality a straw man that exists nowhere outside of Wells's mind. The reasoning is similar to that used by Ken Ham, that you don't get abiogenesis from blended frogs. All of this seems to be ignoring the key factor that the biosphere is a harsh competition. There is simply no niche where abiogenesis could get a grip where it simply would not be out competed by life that has been around for 4bn yrs.
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Tags: amazing atheism awards crazy creation creationism darwin dawkins evolution funny god hovind religion science stupid
Rating: 4.92 (4091 ratings) Views: 76449' favoriteCount='915 Comments: 25
sonykroket Says:
Nov 16, 2008 - Up yours, bible-maggot. I laugh at everything you and your selfrighteous little trailer-church stand for. Hahaha.
KingofPepsi Says:
Nov 16, 2008 - sony, Did you notice our exchanges went absolutely no where? You would think that I would have learned my lesson. In fairness, there are people on your side that are eeextremely intelligent. I just wish you were one of them.
sonykroket Says:
Nov 16, 2008 - Well, you can always wait for them.
KingofPepsi Says:
Nov 16, 2008 - sony, I don't have to, Thunderf00t is extremely intelligent (when he wants to be). And I've gotten my butt kicked by some, too! However, just because I'm not a scientist or use the proper terminology doesn't necessarily mean that I am wrong about Creation. God is not a cartoon zapping everything into and out of existence.
KingofPepsi Says:
Nov 16, 2008 - No, sony!! That's wrong. I'm not self-righteous at all!! I'm a sinner just as much as the next guy. If I were self-righteous, I'd be going around acting like I'm better than anyone else. I only attempt to share the Glory of the Lord and His forgiveness. Lord knows I get weak!! We all do.
sonykroket Says:
Nov 16, 2008 - You're lost. Stop with the trying-to-convert-shit, it makes me laugh even harder at your silly worshipping booteh.
KingofPepsi Says:
Nov 16, 2008 - sony, That's the beauty of Christianity!! I'm not lost with the Lord!! Go ahead and laugh, you have that freedom!! But, even your laughter will come to an end.
ragetony Says:
Nov 16, 2008 - Rogl "Warlocks are enemies of god" lol "harry potter" For fun, I'm going to blow you religious folks minds. "Under god" as stated in the Pledge of Allegiance, was added in the 1950's, along with "In God We Trust" on most of our currency. Leave the rest of us alone.
phys1c Says:
Nov 16, 2008 - QED
chandler1193 Says:
Nov 16, 2008 - fine, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha <-- it ended, i have to help the world become a better place, brb
chandler1193 Says:
Nov 16, 2008 - fine, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha <-- it ended, i have to help the world become a better place, brb
KingofPepsi Says:
Nov 16, 2008 - chandler, Another chimpboy who thinks he's funny. What a waste of space.
AtheistWay Says:
Nov 16, 2008 - Bravo thunderf00t!!.. This is the argument that sums up the reason why creationists should leave science to the scientists and secular society. Religion has not offered 0.001% of the benefits and possibilities that science has offered to life on earth.
Comedian80 Says:
Nov 17, 2008 - Does anyone else feel a bit dirty when that chap shows us his technique with a banana? Good Word!
wallcrawler50 Says:
Nov 17, 2008 - Why do people laugh at creationists? Because they are silly. Problem solved.
panameadeplm Says:
Nov 17, 2008 - Well said about understanding the bible. Taking the bible literally, believing that God really did create the earth in 7 days and that all mankind has risen from dirt and a dirty rib, that's what i call NOT understanding it. The bible offers teachings that are associated with major fairy-tale like events to shock and inspire people about the potential of doing a good thing or a bad thing. The things one should take to heart: morals; what today's christians see:god shooting thunder at infidels.
chandler1193 Says:
Nov 17, 2008 - Are you trully going to get into an argument you can not truly win, relying only on a book for your proof, fine I shall argue with you in the language of today, 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101001 01100100 01101001 01101111 01110100 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 lol, take that you stupid fanatic, let the games begin.
chandler1193 Says:
Nov 17, 2008 - (reply to king of pepsi) When all the Muslims blow up the jews, and all the christians burn the muslims, and all theist finally die out, all atheists and the scientist will persume power and the world will, for once, be at peace
flamingbow15 Says:
Nov 17, 2008 - 8:41-9:00 is sickening. Aside from the fact that she's making fun of a fantasy story, she poisoning the minds of children. LITTLE children whose minds are like sponges. Who know's what crap they throw into it.
what342 Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - one of his best, always rolling the shit out those creationists mother fuckers
qumulus22 Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - I don't give a shit what people believe really. I do care what they pretend to know though.
SouthernContrarian Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - This is the best video of the all.
handofhezekiah Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - This is why I would argue that technology is part of our evolution, not merely a bi-product of it. It is true also that nuclear weapons are more to do with theatre than actual destruction
bergen68 Says:
Nov 18, 2008 - Where can I get the original creationists video?

KingofPepsi Says:
Nov 16, 2008 - sony, My guy would whoop his rear, too!!